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http://www.funnypicturesblog.com/
Hailing from my home state of Nebraska, check out THESE amazing pictures of some radical storms by photographer Mike Hollingshead.
He has some new pictures of the Badlands during the day and night, they are beautiful!
He also has a cool book you can buy HERE.
I’m guessing many of you stopped from Babycenter’s BarGIN Board. Sadly I have no information on PP’s child, why NMU was shut down on the new Babycenter, or if JoJoBob is a real person or an annoying troll (duh).
But, please! Stop! Read! Bookmark me! If I make you laugh, cry, or even feel better about your life (after reading my pitiful life stuff), then COME-BACK! I’m going to talk about my BEWBIES soon!
If you are a blogger, and want to be added to my BLOG-ROLL, then leave me a comment! I’ll add you!
Can I beg anymore?
Oh, and I used to be cool on BHB. :)
No, not mine. The boys’. You’d think that I had girls living in my house! Look at this:
So the top picture is the shoes that have matches, and the bottom one are shoes that do not have matches. Yes, these are the shoes that currently fit all the boys. Yes, these are the shoes that clog up my front door way, hallway, and every other place I try to step.
Aren’t boys suppose to have like ONE pair of shoes? I guess I should’ve known better, Michael has more pairs than I do! Geesh!
1.Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
2.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3.Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
4.The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.
5.Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice.
6.Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
7.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
8. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
9.Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
10.The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
11.When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris hasn’t had to pay taxes. Ever.
12.Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head actually exploded out of sheer amazement.
13.Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
14.Again, Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
15.Chuck Norris’ penis is so large that it actually warps the fabric of space-time. Indeed some physicists now theorise that the passage of time is mearly a byproduct of Norris’ colossal erections. This is known as the “Chuck Norris’ big cock theory of space-time”.
16.Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris
17. As a teen, Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins; the only undefeated & untied team in professional football history.
18.Chuck Norris invented the spoon because using knives to kill people was just too easy.
19.Chuck Norris is like a dog: Not only because he can smell fear, but because he can pee on whatever the he wants.
20. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the **** down.
21.A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!” The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
22.Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
23. To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer, Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer. Only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
24.Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
25.Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.
26.Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren’t the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
27.A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
28.Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
29.When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
30.Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
A few more
When Chuck Norris flips you off that is how many seconds it will take for him to kill you.
Bin Laden is hiding in caves in fear of Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris doesnt get frostbite, hes bites frost.
Chuck Norris doesn’t mow the lawn, he stares at the grass and dares it to grow.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard, only a fist!
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents everytime he listens to a song!
Chuck Norris has destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of suprise!
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat only one Lay’s potato chip!
Chick Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you!
Please kindly keep your teenage sweethearts and heart-throbs. They do nothing but embarrass themselves.
Thanks,
Janet
The Bucket List has two of my favorite actors, Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman. If you’ve ever lost someone to a horrible cancer, this movie will really touch you. Two men make a Bucket List of things they MUST do before they die from their disease. It’s a humor filled adventure that will also make you cry and think of the things in your life you want to do. I find it sad that Sean Hayes is getting such small roles in films. He has great timing and is very funny. 4/5 Beans!
What’s on your Bucket List? Things you want to do in life. I’ll have to think about mine and post later.
