Why do you ask? Let me tell you why.
1. School freaking starts! I get to unload TWO of my three boys for EIGHT hours a day! What does this mean? No more feeding extra mouths, no more fighting, no more peeing on the OUTSIDE of the toilet, no more 10 times a day clothing changes (no, girls aren’t the only ones to do this). No more giant red toy bucket being dumped out (really giant, I bet Mike AND I can fit into it, at the same time). No more stupid cartoons, no more mud and grass being tramped on my clean wood floors. Just no more!
2. Pay day. There are THREE of them in August. THREE! That means one “EXTRA”. No insurance being taken out either! This leads my to two words: SHOP-PING. Enough said.
3. Ok, there are just two. But they are pretty good ones!