Ahhh, nature, fresh air, outdoors, not shaving your armpits for a week. Camping. So relaxing. Yeah, right! Getting the freaking tents up, unloading the vehicles, not letting your kid burn, drown, get eating by the world’s largest mosquitoes, or eat raw food is NOT relaxing. But it’s fun, and memorable.
This year, we are going to the same place, LAKE OUACHITA about a 30 minue drive from home (yeah REAL far huh??) but you’d never it know it. It’s a 40,000 acre lake, the biggest in the state (more room for your kid to get lost).
We rough it. Tents. No running water, shower or toilet (ok, NONE within a 6.79 minute walking distance) and no electricity. We love it! Last year some dumbass redneck had a huge old generator running at the site ALL. NIGHT. LONG. Fucktard.
So last year it was our family, with some drop in friend (Flip and Em, Crystal and Ashley). We’ll be there for 5 days, 4 nights. This year the crew has expanded. P and M and their son from Louisiana (hubbie’s friend from childhood), J and J and her son from TexASS (dh’s friend from college), D (dh’s friend from work), oh and J’s boss, girlyfriend and kids. WOW! So I *think* we’ll be ending up with SIX tents! AcK!
Here’s my packing/grocery list:
tent, hammer, mallet, rope, tarp, grill, charcoal, lighter fluid, air mattress (?), coolers, chairs, table (?)
blankets, pillows, towels, clothes/swimwear, shoes, personal crap (sunblock, diapers, wipes etc)
outdoor play (noodles, kickboards, shovels, pails, motor boats, wagon, bikes, etc)
foil, ziplocks, plates, plasticwear, cups, papertowels, cooking utensils, frying pan, trash bags, cutting board, dish soap, washclothes, broom, clorox wipes
beer (lots), cokes, capri sun, water, HB buns, dawg buns, bread, HB, dawgs, PB, jelly, ham, mustard, ketchup, mayo, relish, cheese (sliced, shredded, block), potatoes, onions, peppers, smore’s shit, ribs, steak, poptarts, seasoning (cajun, garlic, s&p) butter, chips, sunflower seeds, salsa, tomato, salad, carrot stix, celery stix, veggie dip, dressing, eggs, apples, oranges, bacon
I figure we’ll need 2 beer coolers (one for campsites and one for boat), one coke/water/capri sun cooler, one for just ice, and 4 for food (if not more).
I know there is more that I need, but am now brain fried.
Oh, and I take my RN boards when I come back. BLECH