Grrr, so whilst out picking up the boys and washing the car, I get a sweet tooth craving. So I decided to try one of the infamous Chik-Fil-A milkshakes. I hear many people brag on them. Granted, it is NOT in my diet plan, but, well, ya know.
I go through the drive through, too embarrassed by my need of a giant cup of blended milk, sugar, and who knows what else. I stick the cup in the cup holder of my still shiny new Honda, and drive out on the main road. I grab the cup to pick it up, and . . . SPLAT. The freaking lid comes off! Milkshake all over my car! All in the two cup holders, down the side of the console, on my lap, everywhere! Damn it!
Serves me right for cheating!