Me: When we get home, go in the house.
Me: I need to make dinner, and dad needs to make a phone call, and ummm you guys need to clean the bathroom.
Bren: Noooo! We want to sit and be quiet!!!
Window tint people: Thanks for Calling ***** Tint, can I help you?
Me: Yeah, I need a price for a tint job on a 2006 Honda Accord?
Tint: What kind of tint?
Me: Umm, one that says I’m a thirty something mom of three boys, and I’m still cool.
Me: Yeah, nevermind.
Me: Kids, what do you want with the ham? Cheese wiggles, vegetables, rice, beans, or potatoes?
Bren: I want cheese wiggles and vegetables. I don’t want junk food, I want to eat healthy, no candy or chocolate or chips.
Me: So no Halloween or trick or treating since you get candy then?
Bren: Ummm, no I’ll go, and save the candy for when I don’t want to be healthy!